Whatever

This is a picture for later reading....

So here's the lowdown from last week. Let's see, Keara got in trouble for her shorts being too tight for school...WTF they were bike shorts but she is in 3rd grade! Whatever. Then she got in trouble for doodling in her journal, WTF again! Isn't a journal a place of self expression?? Whatever again! Next, she comes home to tell us that she has a project that is overdue. I never, not one freaking time heard of this project. It was assigned in March! DUH, don't ya think they could have sent us a note?? Freaking whatever! Then she had her chorus program and I didn't sing, so I was getting some really nasty looks and she was literally growling at me from the risers. I so adore being such a bad mom! And no not whatever.

The best is yet to come....Keara told the boys to rub poison ivy all over their bodies. Well Kai was smarter than that and didn't do it. Drig wasn't and he rubbed it on his belly. Speed forward to later that night when he is bathing and I notice a faint black spot on his belly along with various other weird spots. Nothing resembling poison ivy I might add. The next day, the spot is DARK black and looks like a mole. Of course I freaked out a little and took him to the Dr. She had no idea either. She took a picture and had another Dr. look, gave us some steroids and said to call her on Mon. So, over the weekend I hunted down various articles, apparently it's rare but you can get what is called black spot poison ivy. His now looks like poison ivy would as the black spots have either fallen off or been scratched off. It just freaking figures that he has to go and get something rare...imagine that!! And the ring leader....no spots what so ever for her! Whatever!!!